Why See Repo?
Because it appeals to all kinds of people! Don't believe me? Look:
PARIS HILTON FANS:
Reason #1: Paris is in Repo! Yaaaay.
PARIS HILTON HATERS:
Reason #1: She may die.
Reason #2: Her face becomes horribly disfigured.
Reason #3: You can't recognize her anyway.
PARIS HILTON LUST-ERS:
Reason #1: She wears black leather and fake boobies!
FANS OF THE SAW SERIES:
Reason #1: Darren Lynn Bousman directed it!
FANS OF MUSICALS:
Reason #1:
It's a goddamn musical!
FANS OF ANTHONY HEAD OR BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER:
Reason #1: Giles is in it!
FANS OF ALEXA VEGA, SARAH BRIGHTMAN, JOAN JETT, BILL MOSELEY, PAUL SORVINO, OR SKINNY PUPPY:
Reason #1: They're in it!
PERVERTS:
Reason #1: It's perverted, too!
Reason #2: S+M wardrobe!
Reason #3: Boobies!
Reason #4: Scantily-clad people of all genders!
NON-PERVERTS:
Reason #1: The main story is a wholesome father/daughter line.
FANS OF THE FUTURE
Reason #1: It's in the future!
NON-FANS OF THE FUTURE:
Reason #1: It's the not-too-distant future!
FANS OF GORE:
Reason #1: It's got gore!
NON-FANS OF GORE:
Reason #1: It's funny gore!
FANS OF PLANET EARTH:
Reason #1: It takes place there!
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Saturday, August 2, 2008
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